The scene is set in President Mubarak's lavish lving room. All the finest paintings, sculptures, and other works of art west of the Taj Mahal. President Mubarak is pacing back and forth, clearly he is not well. Coming from the window we can hear shouts of protest against the presdent.With every shout he becomes more and more ansy. He decides he's going to take a nap to try and calm his nerves. He takes a sleeping pill and drifts away. We then cut to his dream world where there is a tea table set almost identical to that in Alice in Wonderland. The president s confused at first but sits down anyway and starts chomping away at a crumpet. Out of no where appears Loui V, a once over thrown leader of France. He sits down without a word and observes President Mubarak. Then once again out of no where appears Hitler, also a bad egg leader. He sits and observes just as Loui. A few more puffs of smoke and Marie Antonette and Sadam Housain appear and sit. Marie is much hefter than she was when she was alive. And she can't seem to stop stuffing her face with rasberry cake. Finally Che Guevra appears and sits at the head of the table. He pours tea for all his guests and then begins to speak. He tells the president that he is a bad egg. "Everyone at the table are bad eggs whose people betrayed them and they paid for it. Mare Antonette paid a horrfying penalty forced to eat cake the rest of her afterlife until she explodes. The others won't even discuss what their punishments have been. Just give up the fight, give the people what they want. Learn from our mistakes. Nobody likes the stench of bad eggs. Well, since we got that out of the way, let's have a nice sit down dinner and forget our troubles, now that the gang is all back together."
It's short but sweet. You get the gyst of it.
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